Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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