Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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