Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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