I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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