Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
oh god the rape fog is back!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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