belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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