Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bet he comes in French.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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