I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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