Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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