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does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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