When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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