Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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