well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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