the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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