it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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