It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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