I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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