idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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