do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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