a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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