I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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