About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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