Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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