I need help removing her.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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