Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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