just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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