So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Hippo gnu deer
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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