my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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