Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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