Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This toilet bowl is my home.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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