He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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