Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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