When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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