I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We need to get me chipped asap
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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