How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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