Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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