It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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