If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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