is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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