with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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