I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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