it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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