Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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