Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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