Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
