im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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