Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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