Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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