Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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