Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Your cock deserves a montage
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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