Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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