butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Randomize
