I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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